Three of the following four statements are true: Sammy Muthui is a perfectionist. Sammy Muthui is a painstaking planner. Sammy Muthui writes everything down. Sammy Muthui loves Rihanna.
Actually, all those statements are true. Another truth is that Sammy punctuates his sentences with laughter. He laughs like the gory movies he watches: dry, unexpected, and like a misfiring gun, first in spurts, then in ricochets, bouncing off the walls for even more dramatic effect.
